Well, so the name suggests I am responsible (well partly, I have a spouse) for three tiny human terrors and all before the tender age of 30!I mother of dragons (whoops that was the name I originally wanted!) but my lovely honest and annoyingly clever friend Nicola suggested this instead! So here I am Abbie, mother of 3 (dragons)currently on maternity leave, contemplating my fuck ups, making a right spectacle of this thing called parenthood (parenthood-sounds so street right?). I will expose my glorious mistakes that I am making along the way on here whilst regularly pretending to have my shit together with a full face of make up for the school runs. But really I am just like you…one great pretender.